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Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.
How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?
can i has coookie?
IS THAT BACON?!
Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.
Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.
Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?
BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR
FORGET THE TORSO!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?
WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.
OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.
HEY, COOKIES
FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!
Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!
BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?
BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP. THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.
BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.
God bless Tumblr.
BARBIE, YOU CAN’T PUT A HEAD IN THE MICROWAVE!!
barbie, why are you so tall?
BARBIE, PUT THAT MILK IN THE FRIDGE BEFORE IT SPOILS!
BARBIE YOUR DRESS. YOU BETTER PUT SOME BLEACH ON THAT IF YOU EVER WANNA GET THE TOMATO SAUCE STAIN OFF.
BARBIE, YOU LEFT YOUR HAMBURGER MEAT ONE THE FLOOR! HURRY! PICK IT UP BEFORE IT SPOILS!
Barbie, common girl! You gotta put the head on for 2 minutes or it wont cook right.
WHO THE FUCK PUTS A KNIFE ON THE FLOOR WHAT IF YOU SLIP ON THAT BARBIE THAT COULD BE THE LAST OF YOU BARBIE WHAT IF IT CUTS YOUR VAJAYJAY OPEN AND YOU BLEED TO DEATH GET YOUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER BARBIE
What’s all this mess in the kitchen, Barbie? That’s not right at all, it’s gross, clean it up! GET IT TOGETHER, BARBIE!
BARBIE GET YOUR HAND OFF OF THE DAMN STOVE! YOU’RE GOING TO BURN YOURSELF!
im officially dead. I fucking love tumblr,
GOD BLESS TUMBLR… WHAT THE FUQ IS AIR
LMFAO tumblr is my hero
CLOSE THE FUCKING CUPBOARD DOOR BARBIE JEEZ, TALK ABOUT A HEALTH AND SAFETY VIOLATION
